Are Music School Jazz Drummers Bullies

I have to choose my words carefully, which is why “the plan” is to avoid controversy and lay low for the next several weeks after this.

No more responding to web critiques, no more “running at conventional wisdom”. For a few weeks. And then only when it’s important.

Yet there’s still the issue of this week’s video, which now exists. A bell that can’t be “unrung”. And good thing I stand by every word.

At issue: I’m on the internet taking issue with the canonization of certain drummers while others are excluded. (And if you don’t know I’m talking about, do your own research. I’m not going to “re-cancel” myself.) I’m also out here saying there’s a “high bar” for “legitimate” jazz drumming, and that there’s a difference between good drumming and bad drumming.

But “am I a jerk” is a pretty boring video.

“Are musical school jazz drummers bullies” - more interesting video.

So, if I’m the most-insufferable of music school drummers, I wanted to use my “platform” to dispel a few misunderstandings.

I don’t hate [drummer who will not be named]. Far from it.

I’m not out there looking for examples of bad drumming to police.

And I don’t think abuse is a prerequisite to sounding good on the drums.

But don’t just listen to me - I got in contact with some former classmates and colleagues and asked their opinions as well. To assemble a…focus group…if you will, of music school drummers.

Our message to fledgling jazz hobbyists, in this video.

Hope you enjoy.

Using "Jazz Ruffs" to Add Dimension to Your Drumming

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Jazz Ruffs Transcription

This week's video is all about the ruff.

Maybe you've noticed Marcus Gilmore seem to "suspend time" before hitting a big downbeat...

...or seen JD Beck or Rhagav Mahrotra on Instagram doing "flurries" between notes.

There's an idiom that you know even if you don't think you do, and it's part of the DNA of modern drumming. Once you see it, you can't "unsee" it.

But like many things, once you turn on the lights and demystify it, it's not so mysterious anymore, and you can even start to use it in your playing almost immediately.

Why?

You've likely already 75% of the muscle memory from things you're already doing.

In today's lesson, I'll show you what ruffs are, the 3 major types of "jazz ruffs" I've identified from players like JD, Marcus, and Maison Guidry, and how to implement them in your playing by grafting them onto what you're already doing.

After all, ruffs are embellishment.

Hope you enjoy this week's lesson.

Coordination CHALLENGE - Can You Play This Beat? (I'll Help You)

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Coordination Challenge Workbook

I like to create coordination exercises for impatient people.

I’ve long championed the somewhat controversial idea that exercises are useful in direct relation to their utility in real life.

Hence - abstract coordination exercises with zero resemblance to any real-world situations…you might as well be practicing stunt driving to improve your rock climbing.

Except…

Except.

When multimodal thinking is the point. For example, when I decided it would be cool to practice a 9-beat pattern with my feet, and play the Allan Dawson Rudimental Ritual over that (still in 4). That taught my brain a lot of unorthodox ways of hearing rhythm and orchestration, and I believe it’s a big reason why Nasheet Waits’ playing made sense to me when I encountered it later.

So it’s in that spirit that I offer this week’s lesson.

Does it bear a strong resemblance to anything you’re likely to play on a cruise ship, or in a wedding band. No.

Will it spark your brain to think creatively, and open up new forms of muscle memory which might themselves inspire more novel ways of negotiating everyday challenges?

Emphatically yes.

I got the idea from watching Steve Lyman’s Instagram videos, and imagining, as a thought exercise, what his nightmares must look like. There would be flams, there would be related rates, and there would be ride cymbal.

Next I decided to throw in a decidedly-8020 approach to coordinated independence: a beat you can’t “fake” unless your limbs are truly occurring together when they’re supposed to be.

Enjoy this one!

The Top 10 Ways to Get Fired From a Gig

Ever notice that "good clean fun" hardly ever means good or clean?

I've heard it used to refer to keg stands, sloppy rudiments, and murder.

So maybe I should retitle this "whatever happened to slightly bad-taste humor". I've been jonesing to make a lesson on how to get fired ever since some music friends and I invented the game "where's one, motherf###er" in 2009.

And by "some music friends and I", I mean "I, to the annoyance of my musician friends".

Being able to throw people off the beat while keeping it in my head used to be my definition of Good Clean Fun. And it's not like it's totally without precedent. See: Keith Jarrett trio, Chick Corea trio, Walter Smith Live in Paris, The Entire Gilad Hekselman canon, any time Justin Brown and Joe Infinity Sanders play together.

Oh, and Nate Wood and Tigran.

And the handy part about a good clean game of "where's one" is it segues perfectly into this week's topic: getting fired from gigs.

Getting fired is a bit of an abstraction for me since, A: I haven't depended on a "call back" since 2010. (A year after I invented the game. Daaaamn - conspiracy theory...)

Oh, and...B: even before then, you didn't really get "fired" from gigs in my circles, you just "didn't get called for the next thing".

But I can say safely that any "tears" I was going to cry as a result of getting fired, I'd probably cried out by 2009, and now it's all upside.

Which means I can safely teach you two of the beat displacement games that are fun if you too want to play stoicism games with your current portfolio of gigs...

...and relay to you the portfolio of "getting fired" stories from my good subscribers on YouTube, where people have been fired for reasons I'd never even heard of, including one guy who's lucky he's not a registered s#x @ffender by now. (Do the funky letters really stop email filters? I'm skeptical - seems like a "wives' tale". Meh I'll try it.)

And, just in time, I'll relate a couple of real-life "hard lessons" I had to learn the...um...."hard way".

I give you, This Week's Lesson: The Top 10 Ways to Get Fired From a Gig.